I am about to be a graduate. Conditions apply.
I wanted all my well wishers to be well informed that I am about to jump into a well that may well...turn out to have shitty surprises in store for me.
But that's not the point...
The point is that I had this overwhelming urge to thank all the people that stood by me and made my life interesting, accentuating my weird personality by accessorising it with fun,laughter,unforgettable experiences and helping me decorate my mental scrapbook. No, I am not about to die. Although the plunge into that well might kill me. I merely wanted to share a few things saved in the hard disk encapsulated in my skull.
So if you are interested you might want to read the rest of it, if not...well, its a free world.
Firstly my friends, let me tell you...these three years have successfully taught me that well, shit happens. Now it depends on the kind of person you are how often you come across the shit happens condition. There are different categories of people.
(a) If you were born at a time when the stars werent well aligned you are doomed to be perpetually caught in the shit happens condition.
(b) I belong to category (a) so I cant speak for people belonging to any other category.
End of chapter one.
chapter 2: What is the shit happens condition?
To be very simply described, shit happens when you lose control over the essential sphincters of your life and everything seems crappy.
End of chapter two.
chapter 3: Forgive and do not forget
Well, you obviously do not want to be referred to as a person who is forgetful. If you forget everything after forgiving someone you are highly susceptible of making the same blunders. Be careful or else...shit will keep happening. Now that certainly stinks.
chapter 4: Its good to be a little bad.
Else you are well...boring.
chapter 5: Dont forget to wipe :)
No matter how meticulously planned you are...sooner or later, shit does happen. But its not that big a deal. Just wipe and move on man. Its actually quite a relief when shit happens. Things get better and you learn how to be happy inspite of all the shit thats waiting to well...happen.
I have learnt a lot. I have cribbed, whined and have been deeply dissatisfied by so many things that I have come across in these 3 years...have abused God when I thought she was being really unfair and labelling me as category (a) but really all this shit made me a much stronger person. You will do stuff for others, you will be paid back in shit..but keep doing stuff, embrace all the shit and I can place a safe bet...you'll learn how to survive in shit.
Well, I am not scared of taking that plunge anymore.
Thanks for reading the shitty stuff. I really love you all.
Cheers:)
I wanted all my well wishers to be well informed that I am about to jump into a well that may well...turn out to have shitty surprises in store for me.
But that's not the point...
The point is that I had this overwhelming urge to thank all the people that stood by me and made my life interesting, accentuating my weird personality by accessorising it with fun,laughter,unforgettable experiences and helping me decorate my mental scrapbook. No, I am not about to die. Although the plunge into that well might kill me. I merely wanted to share a few things saved in the hard disk encapsulated in my skull.
So if you are interested you might want to read the rest of it, if not...well, its a free world.
Firstly my friends, let me tell you...these three years have successfully taught me that well, shit happens. Now it depends on the kind of person you are how often you come across the shit happens condition. There are different categories of people.
(a) If you were born at a time when the stars werent well aligned you are doomed to be perpetually caught in the shit happens condition.
(b) I belong to category (a) so I cant speak for people belonging to any other category.
End of chapter one.
chapter 2: What is the shit happens condition?
To be very simply described, shit happens when you lose control over the essential sphincters of your life and everything seems crappy.
End of chapter two.
chapter 3: Forgive and do not forget
Well, you obviously do not want to be referred to as a person who is forgetful. If you forget everything after forgiving someone you are highly susceptible of making the same blunders. Be careful or else...shit will keep happening. Now that certainly stinks.
chapter 4: Its good to be a little bad.
Else you are well...boring.
chapter 5: Dont forget to wipe :)
No matter how meticulously planned you are...sooner or later, shit does happen. But its not that big a deal. Just wipe and move on man. Its actually quite a relief when shit happens. Things get better and you learn how to be happy inspite of all the shit thats waiting to well...happen.
I have learnt a lot. I have cribbed, whined and have been deeply dissatisfied by so many things that I have come across in these 3 years...have abused God when I thought she was being really unfair and labelling me as category (a) but really all this shit made me a much stronger person. You will do stuff for others, you will be paid back in shit..but keep doing stuff, embrace all the shit and I can place a safe bet...you'll learn how to survive in shit.
Well, I am not scared of taking that plunge anymore.
Thanks for reading the shitty stuff. I really love you all.
Cheers:)
12 comments:
Dude. I love your blog. Period.
@ well said tanvi.haha
Very interesting theory. Congrats for the discovery-Shubhda
badiya yr..i cudnt agree less vid d shit part happening vid us most of d tym..aur haan.main bhi category a)...ur forgiv nd forget point is really gud...bt i 4get most of d tym aur baar baar shit happens!!!!!! acchcha tha..
hey shubhda...pleasure:)
neetu ji
hum tgoh school days se hi category (a) the...no big deal hai ji..shit toh hondi rehti hai
true..xcept for one thing..
'forgiving'..coz shit shud happen to someone else too..hehe
but u toh r god na!!!....so y do u think this way??....;)
aisa sochna toh hum insaanon ka kaam hai!!!
@metalhead
i c d vindictive streak in u ;)who r u btw?
@ankur
i have resigned frm d post f god. m just another brick in d wall
whoa! talking of 'well' written shit...
:-D
reminded of Shawshank Redemption. :-)
and I've got used to your take of God as a girl.
chuckles!
yAy!
Nemo!
v hv seen a lot of shit happening "together".but 4 d cming years v hv 2 face it all alone.ibs z shown me a bit of it lets c hw mch z in store.par maza aya!it ws hatke.
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